Mr. Brannon Carty Street Verdun Quebec H4G-IB4 tel. 514 e-mail : [email protected] WWW.theMinisterofCool.kicks-ass.net |
To : The
United States "Senate"
Washington D.C.
20510
August Ist 2002
Dear Members of
The American Senate ,
I am writing in regards to an article I recently read , which seems to suggest a position may soon be
opened for a , one , Miss Oprah Winfrey ; as a new member of your fine institution . I
wish it to be known here and as to why , I personally find this
unacceptable , and , is is my
intention to do everything or anything I can
( legally ) to see that such a day never darkens the skies of this earth . I also wish you to know that it is mearly as a member of the Human-Race that I am
writing you , with all the vested ,
intrested-intentions , there of ; though I may not be or more spastically
, am not , an American Citizen .
First
,
I would like to draw your attention to how
the American People are going to look
upon this situation , if Oprah is
allowed to aquire a seat in the Senate
; when there is every reason to
beleave not a single member of the present Senate , is not aware of this
letter , and , the damaging contents within it . Before I
explain , let me say that probably a
greater shadow will fall upon this institution, The Amercian Senate , than
has recently on the Catholic Church : for
not reporting on their own , before their unholy deeds got out of control
_making their way into the public
consciousness . In other words :
because of this letter or in spite of it , Oprah
would have been allowed to be elected into the Senate - while you good members of this trusted club had full knoladge as to her past
sins , or , crimes . It
could look as though she was being
brought-in under a cover-up ; simply
because of the popularity she could
bring to the institution . It would
look as though you didn't care who
entered the "club" as long as they brought along a popular creditably
a creditably of which I am obviously about to seriously damage anyway . Again , how
can this be of an advantage for the fine institution of which you represent , or , for the
American People ?
I may not be ready to go public yet , and ,
I may hive only just recently opened my Inter-Net "cite" , WWW.TheMinisterofCool.
kicks -ass. net I will say this though.
: Al Goar might think he is the inventor of the Inter-Not , but , time may prove
that I am the person in this new age ,
most capable of utilizing it for political advantage . I can
till you this also , is I will to anyone who wishes to "log-on" over the pact two (2) years
- since this thing ill started , I hive
collected enough dirt to not only
destroy the reputation of those two (2) queens , Oprah & Rosie , with
a "precident-set limit of anywhere between two-hundred and forty to two-hundred and eighty (240-280) million dollar
suit against each of them , that
of the television industry & the
press both here in Canada & there in the United States of America , with additional suits against each of the couraptions
for another billion dollars each totaling come four point five (4.5). billion:dollars , but ,
there is room to suggest , or , it
least suspect that the Presidency itself his allowed itself to become complicit in the defence of Miss
Winfrey , and , there just might be inapropiate"campain contributions" recently made to prove
it too '. If you check my SITE you will learn that even , David Letterman , his
allowed himself to become involved in
in act of outright "racketeering" ; since I feel I can indeed
prove that the reason he recently
got his raise we ill heard about , was for keeping his mouth shut about whit he knows . True , he
did it least "air" a half hour material on his old "Oprah Log" segument _ based on
that letter I hid cent to him . Probably now however , Dive , wishes I never got to see the show that evening , because
, now I know ho took a copy of
the original "Oprah Letter" to the three television studio bosses and holding it over their heads , made
his demands for more money . The stiff it David's little operation , didn't
even hive the decently to tell me that they
were going to "air" this material on the twenty-eighth of December
2001 eather , and , it was only luck that I caught the show . None
the less , is with ill letters , that
one too his been copy-written and put away , for my ineventabul multi-billion dollar "suit" against the industry .
I am not going to , here , divulge
everything that his happened over the pact two (2) years
_ since Oprah "playjourized" me , and , made a secrete deal with Rosie
; a dial of which
she must hive neither -either cared - if I was going to be
abul to figure-out , and
, apparently one which
she had no intention of honoring with
the' former "talk-show
queen" . That broken deal
however , is the reason Rosie
recently is lashing out at people
she once called her friends ; since
she now sees that Oprah has left her
dangling in the wind , and , some of these other people have problems enough of their own to now worry about anyways .
In other words : I have made it known to the industry that I am coming , that my vengeance is strong enough to takedown all those that are protecting these two (2)
women , and , that I will be un-relentless ; as they have been
towards me .
Listen , if
these people did the "right thing" I could have been a very wealthy man by now . I could have gone on to write my "television
game-show" , I could have been
published as a writer , I could have
even launched an invention or two of
which I have recived nothing but good-word about . Instead , those
two (2) girls had to cheat me _
probably more than any reason because I said I also intended to have the Canadian Prime-Ministership , than for any thing else . I said then , Oprah wanted to have the U.S. Presidency . What do people expect me to do , hang around
and wait until she actually gets it ? Please , of the two of us , we were the first to have a woman Prime-Minister .
I have no hesitation in believing , that is
going to be the same case for a black leader also . Unfortunately for those two (2) girls , and
, anyone whom has been protecting
them : I will be that "black
leader"
and I am not too happy about the way
in which I am being forced to aquire office eather Two (2) years of my life has been stolen , but , I
have it on "good authority" I am about to reclaim that and be granted my Rightful Reconizition also .
Oprah might say that Jesus told her to do this and to do that . I however am on GOD'S Mission
,
and , there is no authority higher than that
Another thing I will say is that : "my mission" every bit of it , and , even
the parts of which I have yet not imagined _ just recently
were as has been my right to
launch them , CONFIRMED , by The Church of Christ & Latter-Day Saints .
When I am finally forced to walk away from
this, it is understood by the church_ that I have no problem with nor hesitation in , being regarded
as some sort of modern
day version of an acient King David.;
going single-handedly against my undoebtabul Goliath .
The only deference is : I may be regarded es no mear king in the end ,
nor , just the next Prime-Minister
of my nation _ this Canada ; es too
it is known to be my intention by everyone . Instead , because of the
powers I em about to crumble within
my fist , that same fist in which I
hold my pen , the day may come end
soon I expect , when , I will be viewed undoubtabuly by some _ es
nothing less then "The
church ! One does for one's nation , whet
one must ` I guess .
Neither will I be
ashamed to say , nor , will I be afraid to admit : I hive
seen things more
wondertaous then ever to have been imangined to exist under the heavens of this earth , end
, know them to be true . Not only did I just nights ego witness my sixth (6th) U.F.O. sighting ; which was es have been the lest three (3) -
e multiple sighting , only four (4) ships this time . Not only did my first (Ist) sighting take place over twenty (20) years ego ,
while for the pest three (3) years I hive adveredged one (I) multattapul-sighting al
year _ with no less then fifty (50) ships
in the armada on one ocaision . I can
even claim to hive been administered to
by Angles ; though somehow saying
this here - doesn't express the truth
of that statement
I will now try to explain as to why I beleave Oprah would
be al very poor
choice , were
al seat to be made available for her on the U.S. Senate . Because of whet she has done against me , end
, because of the involvement others
taken in
her defence , or
, more specifically through the
development of the situetition , the television industry & press have made
themselves vuneralbul es you know to a four point five (4.5) billion dollar law-suit ; along with Miss Winfrey & Rosie . The root of ell this is Oprah's guilt ; since it is she who first decided to rip me off end it is she ell these others now ere
trying to protect . Considering that
I can prove it is my constant letters
to the people tan position that has caused Oprah to stay in front of the cameras for another four (4) years , end , that
it is those same letters which ere
responsible for Rosie both having to leave her show end even come out of the closet in front of ell
America deluging her sexual orinatition , to think that I stand with pen in hand alt this point , helpless would be foolish . To think that I stand for anything , if it does not also include the destruction of billion dollar
law-suit hanging in
air , I just might be
able to instill the proper
amount of feer
that I wish to . So in the end : though Oprah
tried to deny me my "rightful
reconizition" that action in it's self _may give me everything I desired . It's
like they say : "When life gives you lemons , you
make lemon-aid .
So I ask you , dear , good , honorable members of the Senate , please , stop
this thing now , because , Oprah is only going to stab you in the back - once she
gets what she wants . Besides , the only reason
she could get eather the Senate , or , even
one day the Presidents is because of her popularity . However
, as we realize , I have every intention and capability of
destroying that What she has and what she can look forward to _ by my hand - is a considerably lessened leadership ability ,
and , the credibility of her word - we may
find ..- standing for nothing . As it has already
been pointed out to you all though : you only have to ask , Rosie , how quickly Oprah can both change her mind & her
given word . How could it be
that if this woman were to one day get elected , President , such characteristics could be
in the best interest of the American People . Your President being so important on the stage of world
affairs ` being Oprah , I don't see how
that could be of an advantage for anyone . So once more it is
in the name of , humanity , that I write you , and , on only "its" behalf I know you will be both
guided to find & then carry out the right
solution .
Sined With the Greatest of Respect
Brannon Carty
I wish you to
understand _ at least from my perspective , the importance of "reconizition" . Not only did Oprah go out of her way to deni me this : I mean she spent
real enegery
thinking-up a way
to "playjirize" me . My first point , so , is : if she felt it
was so important
that I be denied "reconizition"
at the risk of her career , her reputation and a
possible huge law-suit , I feel twice as strong about fighting for what is mine & what I beleave has been taken away
from me . Beyond that though
, this is the second government institution I have needed write
to . The first was the
Miss Winfrey , Miss Rosie
, end , ell those
whom have been protecting them ,
baffling
is e word that comes to mind . As it is , television may have e very different face from whet executives might
have expected ; by the time I em
through . It will be because of the law-suits Oprah has opened the
industry up to however , where people will find their greatest resentment
towards her . This women is about to
be reviled es e
"playjuriset" e thief , e
destroyer of dreams . She will be
found to be greedy , uncaring end too self entrusted . We will see that when she has e personal commitment , she chooses to sweep it under the carpet ; hoping nobody will find the dirt there Without question , she will be reviled es dishonest end perhaps even e Bitch . Sorry , I
was going to try not to use that word 'but , let me ask you
is there really
another word which best describes whet she has done to me ? I think not .
If you good'
people in the present Senate , ere
not imetely aware of whet
damage it could do to your institution _ were Oprah
permitted e seat on this bench , I
imagine the American people might have something mintrustming to say - when they
reed this letter on my "site" ; since for my own protection I must "log"
it , "post" it , end quite probably eventually advertise it also :
that is if the treatment I have recived in the pest _is any reflection es to whet
I can expect in the fucture . The difficult thing is : This is e lot of trouble for one to go through (
ell these letters & the lest two (2) wasted years of my life ) now trying again to make Oprah come
clean
.
One thing that for sure can be said :
I now see the conformation of whet I said two (2) full years ego . The reason Oprah denied me my Rightful
Reconizition" had everything to
do with her wanting The White-House & her feer that my desire to surve My People , for me ___.,.may have been just es
The truth be said : Oprah is not confident enough
apparently she is
neather smart enough - to make one bold bid
for The White-House . I will have no
smimmipthy for her & in fact : She
reminds me of our own little Paul Martin jr es he cringes behind the Prime-Minister begging to be made Leader of
this nation , Canada . I beleave it is much like your own President
Nixion once said "When you have them by the bells , their hearts end
minds will follow . I prefure
naturally to combine that sentiment
with whet our own Pierre Elliot Treadue declared " If you went This Position , the P.M.. , it is best not to be afraid of the press ." With e four point five (4.5)
office of the Presidency ; dated April
29 , 2002 . More importantly than anything realizing after nine eleven (9/II) this office couldn't be
bothered with every little problem in the
world_ while believing at the same time that I could possibly have in mind a real solution for some of the problems in The
Middle-East , I decided to write . Those
proposals I see now however _ could never be considered ; not because I hadn't made a good proposal , but
, because to do so would mean I had
to be given same sort of
"reconizition" , reconizition
that would have made it easier for me to reveal to the world what Oprah had done to me .
Naturally , people
are trying to prevent any discredit befalling a personality such as this "queen" ; after all , she is a real show-gun in her ability at raising finacuial contributions for charity . This attitude however in this case seems to
suggest : if I were to have a plan
even to save the world , I would be
denied , so , am I left with any
other choice , than to change it as
much as I can . Unfortunately though change has come and I can prove myself the
cause of them , at the same time those changes have been made because of my anger
against Oprah . I would just like the opportunity , to stop fooling so angry .
Thank--You
Brannon Carty