To : The Desk of Liz Smith

To: Park Avenue 8410016 Liz Smith

Newsday Magazine New York N.Y. 10016

Mr. Brannon Carty

Street

Verdun Quebec

H4G-IB4 WWW.TheMinisterofCool.kicks-ass.net e nail [email protected]

tel. 514

Date Aug. 08 / 2002

Dear Liz ,

I want you first to know that I always knew the day would cone , when I was going to have to write you or someone like you ; because of something I had done , and , more importantly , because of something that had been done to me .

So far , this is proving one of the most difficult letters I have needed write , and that , in spite of the fact that recently I have sent letters to institution's as The U.S. "Senate" , the Bush Administration , the possible fucture Prime-Minister

of my nation - this Canada , The Honorable Paul Martin Jr. , why even my own actual Sitting Prime-Ministership The Right Honorable Prime-Minister Jean Chretin himself .

I an trying to tell myself the reason I am writing you is not because I have a bone to pick with you , and , hope that in this mission I shall be more correct than in the assumption that somehow I will manage to cut this down to a simple two (2) or three (3) page letter ; much as it would be my interest to do so . None the less ,

I an hoping that I night at least be sucessfull in attaining your attention all the way .

As we get into this let me say that , I beleave , if certain people are not extremely careful , and , I an allowed to put my spin on this , the "woman's movement" could find itself set back fifty (50) years , and , the same could be said for the "black movement" also . Obviously were we to be talking about one (I) person here

one (I) woman say who had a capability of doing such a thing , we could be talking about none other than the unconprabul Miss Oprah Winfrey ; though I must also credit

Rosie O'Donnell since she too is involved equally in this. situation I an about to explain to you , and , you could say she is a "partner in crime" with oprah .

I want you to ask yourself , Liz , where did the idea cone from ; for these two (2) girls to start-up their magazine empires . It night also be interesting to ask "did they both get the idea at the sane tine" . I put it to you that they did , and , I know this for a fact , because , they got the idea personally from me ' It

was because of letters I sent the two (2) woman in the last days of Fobuary 2000

in fact - that they got the idea , and , their launching these two (2) publications

a year apart , was ment to throw everyone but myself off the track . When I think

about it , I can understand how Rosie feels , and , why she is lashing out with so much anger these days_ since the "secret deal" she must have made with Oprah to see

that I wasn't given even the stem off their pee ; in spite of the fact that from all

the letters they had recived from all the world , it wasn't until they recived mine

that they were encouraged to enter this new business enterprise . I mean the poor girl ended up loosing a whole year of magazine sales , only to find out that now along with Oprah , she is about to be slapped with a "precedent set" law-suit of anywhere between two-hundred and forty to two-hundred and eighty (240-280) million .

What they have done , is not only make a huge mistake dealing with me on their own part , but , now their actions have allowed the press and especially the television industry _ in both Canada & the United States to find themselves venerable to mutual billion dollar law-suits themselves . To give you an example I sent a letter to David Letterman on the eigth (8th) of December 2001 ; to then

watch him not only dosing monolog for his old "Oprah Log" segument, based on the contents within that letter "airing" it on Dec 28 / 2001 , but , then , I beleave , I watched him take that same letter ( with a copy of the original Oprah letter ) up to the big bosses at the three (3) major television studios ; at which time he was

over their heads , David , must have said something like " Look fellows what dirt I have on the most powerful woman in television _ give me money or I spill the beans ".

Now I realise that you are not a lawyer , Liz , but , I think even the most adel-minded ( which I am certain you are not ) realises that such behavior constitutes "racketeering" , and , as far as I know that means simply that David was paied money to help cover up a crime Of course , David , had no way of realising I was about to write the studio heads themselves , and , that in the end ho wasn't going to be telling them anything they weren't about to learn of anyways . I can prove that the

television industry know about this situation a full two (2) years before this though ; since it was because of another letter I sent to him , that Regis Philbum felt

inclined to speak to me "LIVE" one (I) day saying " PEOPLE SHOULD BE JUDGED BY WHAT

THEY HAVE DONE ; NOT BY WHAT PEOPLE THINK THEY SHOULD DO " . He then decided

holding that letter in hand ^ to brazenly carry on a conversation with his young producer ; where Regis was taking the side of Oprah & Geldman was realizing that it was because of my letters that this woman was now making so meny millions of new money . Naturally proper names were never used , and , this being just after Kelly was added as a full-time host _ she was inclined to say " You two (2) must have a secrete coad between yourselves , because , I don't understand what you are talking about " . Those letters have all been put away in post-marked , sealed envelops however , but , there were two (2) sent to Mr. Philbum , of which dates. you can check on my "site" , WWW. TheMinisterOfCool.kicks-ass.net The statement obviously same out after the first letter , but , before the second . I can't check my "site" for dates now , because one (I) I am working on this letter , and , besides the computer I use is not even in my house and they are not open until 2:00 P.M. . I like to start my writing as the sun comes up & it is only eight (8) o'clock now

Anyway , when we get right down to things , it is easy for me to beleave that because of those letters I sent to the studio heads^-, Rosie was let go from her show

and , as an added punishment made to some out of her closet . It is. no more difficult for me to beleave the reason Oprah has to carry-on another four (4) years , is because the industry wants her up-close & in front _ when the you know what hits the fan , or , at least until "the statute of limitations" is about to run-out ; in spite of the fast that the woman might own that little operation of hers lock , stock & barrel . You see , in spite of who our little oprah might think she is , I

have her warped around my little finger , and , beleave me I am deturmand to cause her great torment & pain until the day in which she decides to some clean .

I told people two (2) years ago that the reason Oprah riped me off & denied

me my "Rightful Reconizition" had everything to do with the fast that I said I want the Prime-Ministership of my nation _ this Canada , and , she apparently wants the White House . We now see she is prepared to attempt gain the Presidency , by

first becoming a member of the "Senate" . Well I wish her luck with that , but , the "Senate" has been informed is to what kind of person _ in Oprah's case _ they would

be letting into their club , end , if it needs be , I can see myself taking the "Senate" to court if things are not done properly . I think the women should have taken me seriously when I told her since the age of seven (7) it has been my intention to become the "leader" of my nation this Canada . If that now means because of

the way she has treated me , I must dismantle her peice by peice , and the institutions which represent her , with "my mission" recently being "confirmed" by the Church of Jesus Christ & Latter-Day Saints _ as has been my moral / ethical right to launch it , as we can see _ I have no hesitation in committing myself to every act that I must in order to do this . My ego _ you see _ is no less than hers ; though the words I speak. et least ere my own , and , I don't have a bunch of little mindless minions preparing speeches and actions for me eather So when I say I will crush this women , beleave me , I intend to do so utterly , and , my fame will be built upon the ashes of her demise & anyone who is protecting her ! The days of using Oprah is some sort of cash cow for charity , I am afraid are nearly over ; as her reputation is about to be destroyed _ not to_. mention the whole wack of cash she can be expected to loose . The day may come and soon I expect , when everyone will skurry away as she approaches them . She will not only be baron, but , she will also be friendless ' All I have to do is advertise my "site" in some news/paper , and , the lawyers will be trying to knock it down _ in an attempt to find out my phone number . That girl

better be cheerful , because , I am coming for her , end , es well as hers heads

ire about to be loped-off a plenty . One does for one's nation , what one must ; I guess .

There is room to suggest , unfortunately , that even the "Bush Administration"

has allowed itself to become "complicit" by possibly accepting recently "inappropriate campaign contributions" by Oprah & the people trying to keep "this thing" secrete . When you consider that in the same letter I reviled what Oprah had done , I also

made a proposal for peace in the Middle East ; that apparently could never be accepted because , to do so would mean I needed be given "reconizition" the wickedness of the situation goes deeper _ then even my vast imagination can express ! Is it not safe to say , that - in this case - at least : World Peace apparently must

be denied , if in so doing , I at least will be denied also my "rightful reconizition" ? Subsequently , it looks to me that before this situation sees its fulfillment , the people whom have set themselves against me - or decided not to come to my cause may be regarded in a dimmer light ; than that which still shines somewhat within the Catholic Church . If even peace proposals have been denied - in an attempt to protect this woman , and , when that fact is combined with the troubles going-on in the Middle East , this brings me to suggest that in the eyes of my God , to a certain degree , perhaps she is even guilty of murder ~ This makes me guilty of no lesser a crime , since I have been unable to stain quickly enough my "rightful reconizition" from her . And in fact , it makes all those guilty whom have denied me , in an attempt to see that Oprah is protected .

Well Oprah might like to say : Jesus told her to do this and Jesus told her

to do that . I however have seen things more wondrous than to have ever been imagined to exist under the heavens of this earth , and , know them to be true . Besides all that : I have even been administered to by angles . I know what the final outcome of all this is , and , there can be no other . I am not here because Jesus told me to do it , and , the relationship I have with Him is as it should be ; a personal one . People who say that Jesus told them to do this or that , they are only interested in one (I) putting themselves in a better light , and , two (2) usually nothing other than saving their own soul . My mission is much greater than my own self-interest , and , I am here to surve more than even mearly my great nation - This Canada It is God's Propichy which puts me here ; handed down through my acient people , the Astex , Myai , Olbec ect the first real American people who said " In the latter-days of this civilazition a member of their tribe would rise from the depths of obscurity to challenge "EMPIRE" and through so doing be made leader of their nation" . It would seem that though I do have the power to discredit even governments at this point , the "empire" this propichy is talking about , must be the television industry & the press in the two (2) greatest American countries on earth .

Unfortunately for her , Oprah has given me my voice ; in the same way she once tried to deni me . Had she not lied , cheated , stolen , and , then gone as far as to

"playjourize" actions I find very difficult to beleave Jesus told her to do , I would not need write the instutitions+ I now do ; nor would I be heard s.o clearly be the powerful . This woman _ mistakenly I admit , has let it be me whom shall be allowed to bring about the fulfilment of propichy , and , if you want to know the truth I will always declare her for that a BITCH , because , I never asked such

a task be bestowed upon my simple shoulders ! It is too bad though , because , I have no intention of shrinking away from my duty , and , I will do for my nation what I must .

This woman has stolen the last two (2) years of my life ; making me fight every step of the way for my "rightful reconizition" . For their own selfish reasons , far too meny people have decided that's all right . I put it to you again , Liz , Jesus didn't toll her to do this _ any more than ho told anyone else . So , Al Goar , might think ho is the inventor of the "inter-net" . If people don't start getting in line real soon though , history might prove I am the ono most capable of utilizing the service for political proposes . It might be noted also that in the beginning , I was only going after the "queen" . Obviously however , I am not a bit unprepared nor incapable of taking out the whole hive ; if that's what need be done

And so I respectfully thank-you for your time , and , have sent a S.A.E.S. in hopes that you may be able to advise me as to how this can remain a peaceful revolution . I put it to you however that I am playing with the big boys here , and , apparently I have stepped on a few toes . That is why someone stuffed a van in the car-port beside my house so tightly > the too-truck I called to got it out hardly could do so . Nobody knows where this van came from , nobody came to ask where it had gone , but , I have reason to suspect someone was going to return ono evening to stick a bomb inside , and , blow both myself and my cause the shit up ! Even if I wanted to give this all up , and , abandon the wishes of my God , I don't have a choice but to bravely fight-on . Help . Please Help ;

Sined With Respect Mr. Brannon Carty.