First Letter to Regis Philbum

Dec. 13 / 2000

Brannon Carty 2356 Moreau St. Montreal Quebec

HIW-2M5 tel.

Regis at "Regis Live" (To be forwarded to the New York offices) Buena Vista

500 Buena Vista South

Burbank Calaforina

Dear Regis ,

Unfortuantly , don't you just love it when a sentence starts off with unfortunately - what's more^. -a whole letter , Ha Anyway Regis , unfortunately and none the less - this is going to be without doubt , one of the most remarkable letters (to use a word) that you have ever received within the confines of your career . What you shall make of this is your choice Regis , bit I would suggest that the potential moral end eathical'boundries be examined within the realms of your persona carefully , before any dissuasions are made towards

possible actions .

Now I have already made others aware•- including your "queen" on numibriois occasions - in various letters , as to the sitiatition . In other words , to certain members of the television community I have repeatedly made statements to the effect that : not only do I know the.circumstances which brought about the creation of her , Oprah's new "women's magazine bit that I , a soon to be sucessfull practicing inventor / writer- with a present interest in completing e T.V. Game-Show Project , I , a man , who because of piticmular behaviorism's of our Miss Winfrey (after sending "her" a copy of my political 'Manifesto" , I , a mear nobody - am incidentally about s become the leader of my nation at my wish and it was "my Manifesto" which caused the creation of "0 The Oprah Magazine" or "0 Indeed" as I like to say *&'?o^.

Now these people at "Harpo" knew Regis , that the only way I was ever

going s become Prime Minister of my country "This Canada" , was through my

art as a writer and that it was written within the pages of "my Manifesto" that I predicted so . For this reason , I suggest , when they launched their magazine six (6) weeks after receiving my "manifesto" ( which was calling for the launching of a new publication incidentally) "Oh Indeed" at that same time , somebody

decided they could never afford to give me the slightest credit because one , "how would it look if it was realized the creation of this "women's magazine" came about as a result from a man" ; not only a man but a little nobody of a man ? And two : "What if that little nobody of a man was right and "he" could with little more than a pen and a few scraps of paper , relinquish himself from the depths of obscurity to then suddenly and almost meracusally transform himself into the Prime Minister of Canada ? I would imagine these people down at Oprah's Harop Productions inc. in Chicago thoughts themselves that such a person as I , could never be permitted the opportunity to be published within the pages of this.piticular magazine ; no matter what my "manifesto" might have had to do with the creation of the said magazine anyway .

Well , well , well . Such foolish dissuasions have-the capability of being made , when all responciple parties-are not consulted properly . Did anybody think that I , after beleiving .:for twenty two (22) years it^-was my destiny to one day become Prime Minister of this Northern Nation , that within the chambers of my mind that beleave would suddenly be dissolved ? Did they think that I , an artist , who could never allow a peice of work s remain unfinished - especially the most important canvas of all ( the prime-ministership of Canada" , did they think that I would just simply walk away ; as though abandoning my very

soul itself ? Was it ever conceived that with my analytic and imanagitive mind , I would forever be unable to see what was going on ; even if 'only^-'behind the.sceans and away from prying eyes ? I feel I know things about Oprah on a personal leval - that I suggest few might yet realize and she would be hard pressed to yet tell . For instance : I pet it to you that the reason Oprah and Steadman have not yet married , is not only because Steadman dosn't want to be known as "Mr. Oprah" . More importantly , he wants to be known as " Mr. President" when our "Queen

of Television" replaces her crown for that of The Presidency of The United States of America . And that was a lesson Steadman probably learned from our Margret Thather , the true first "modern day western female of democracy" . I mean after all , who even remembers what the little man's name was after all this time ?

Anyway , let me assure you Regis , and anyone else who might be listening ,

it will only be over my cold , dead , body and after the pen has been snached'from my wrinkled , clutched , fist , that I will allow Oprah to become the "first , first lady of America" , when one , I have the capability s , if need be - prevent such an unholy accordance , and while believing her s be morally , ethically and calculatedly unbalanced against my wit - while at the same time she

being even severely intellectually challenged ! The fact is , I can haul this "queen',' into court anytime - with copy-writen , documented sined , post-marked , sealed proof as to this woman's guilt ; which will take us into realms of reality I choose not to decuss right now bet which will if necessary involve a large portion of the "'empire" this. woman is "queen" over . In other words , at a moments notice , I have 'the power to not only bring down the Queen of Television" bet a good chunk of the industry also at the same time around her ears ! There is a lot of symbolism in that statement , I admit . Bet symbolism is something

a lot of people understand when we are talking about moral and ethical preamatures

If anybody thinks that I am about s live my life - which I hope s be

all of another fifty (50) years - feeling as though I have been by this woman "intellectually raped" "politically plundered" and subsequently as though an affront has even been made against my all so human and fragile living soul , and all so this woman can one day better be assured the Presidency of The United States well all I can say is that they don't got no idea as s my determination . I have already caused the creation of the publication that one day will be forced to carry the written articles designed by myself to launch me ins the seat of my nation's

Prime-Ministership . I should soon have one (I) of three (3) intended new inventions developed for absolute mass market and hopefully I will soon be able s find the time to work the bugs out of this T.V. Game Show I am working on and sell it to television . If that lady wants her day in court and insists s refuse on answering to questions I might wish to put to her , she had best be prepared s come against somebody who at least knows how s write his own copy . And s coin a phrase ' that's "what I know for sure" ;