To : The Desk of Mr. William Jefferson Clinton Street Verdun Quebec
Date . Nov. 28th / 2002
H4G-IB4
55 West 125th Street Mailed: Jan. 7th. 2003 tel. 514
e-mail:theministerofcool.Oyahoo.ca
New York N.Y. WWW.theministerofcool.kicks-ass.net
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Dear Mr. President ,
I hive known for months that the day was going to some , when writing this
letter would be unavoidable . Before I did so , there were questions I felt mist first be answered however , and , to my satisfaction
from watching you on various television interviews , I think those questions hive been answered pretty well
already . I especially liked your "David Letterman Interview" , and , even though I
missed the first few minuits of it , it was your response is to whit you would do about
"global warming" that interested me . For reasons you will understand shortly however , it was of a greater
entrust to me is to what were your feelings as to how the Republican Party treated you
durring your entire Presidency , and , were it to be offered to you would you be
interested in a small amount of revenge . I'm not going to say whit my conclusion was , bit hay , I am writing this letter - aren't I now ?
To continue along the same train of thought for a moment if I might , let it be pointed out that
the Democratic Party seems to hive nobody to offer it this time
other thin Al
Goar - a min who his
denied you , and , done the same thing to his party when he said late in the election that : He didn't need
your help getting elected to The Presidency . Subsequently I hive some to the conclusion that one of
your greatest regrets in life r suprizingly might be nothing other thin your dissuasion
not to challenge Al's dissision ; though I am somehow certain you mist hive done so at least on a personal level . Lastly I want to point out that I am an avid patron of those Sunday morning Political News
Sows , and , from even any
other interviewer anyway _ I hive always been convinced they would like to ask you
"Whit were your thoughts is to having your name ` almost
mericiliously _ added to the next Electoral Ballot" . For that matter , I might be personally interested en knowing what were
your
feelings is to the possibility , theoretically , you could hive remained in The Presidentcy even
after the little "mess-up" in Florida ?
Perhaps , Mr President , I should now let you in on the world in which where
I live , a place where almost anything is possible ,
a place where dreams are allowed to exist , and , a place where through
ones actions (my actions) with each day these dreams are becoming more of a reality . In this place billions upon billions of dollars
have been thrown up unto my face , and
, all I have to do is eather catch them or simply bend over to pick them up ; though I have been hesitant , since , the
one thing I never went looking for in
this situation was money ~ nobody could be expected to look ever for so much . This is e place where I told everyone that I wanted The Prime-Ministership of my nation _ This
Canada , and , a place where a case may have been built against some of the most
powerful institutions on the planet to
see that I have it in the end . In
this place it is expected that eventually charges will be laied against The Television Industries & Press in both
our nations , Rosie Odoneall ,
Oprah Winfrey , David Letterman & countless others all the
way up to the present Presidency
(Bush Administration) & my own Prime-Minister . This is a place where from present expectations , it would appear this case & my acceptance for the next Prime-Ministership of my nation This
Canada , will be decided on the Inter-Net , long before the "election" even is called .
My old WWW Page , theministerofcool.kicks-ass.net , was shut-down by my government _ probably in compliance with The Bush
Administration . What angers me most
is not that my "site" was
taken off-line _ where-by I have been denied my right to "Freedom of Speech" but to do so
somebody found it necessary to even shut-down the entire school where once I had easy computer
excess , and , now it seems everyone else is being punished also who had peied
memberships . Obviously what I was
about to do , was publish all those letters I have written in my
quest for "reconizition" to the
fact that it was because of other letters I once wrote that Rosie & Oprah
got the ideas to launch their once
ever -o popular magazines .
I don't need to
tell you , Mr. President , that time has e way of allowing things to develop .
In this case because of the letters I have
written in my quest for "reconizition"
because of the importance of the people I have sent those letters to & the actions they have commited themselves to
because of those letters , there are sents of "racketeering" "inapropait
campaign contributions" even "attempted murder" in the air
; or surrounding the proximity where-in which I live my life
.
I beleave that at sane point I will probably have to prove that the
reason , David Letterman , recently recived his big raise , had very much to do with a letter I sent him (Dec. 8 / 2001) . In
that letter was proof that the most powerful woman in television had "playjurized" me .
So he first "aired" about thirty
(30) minutes of material _ based on
that letter _ on his old "Oprah Log" segument (Dec. 28 / 2001) and then took that letter up to the big Studio
Bosses ; demanding more money for keeping his mouth shut . With other letters that were sent to the
television studio executives ,
both here & in the U.S. , at well as the letters that have been sent to The Press , I think that here now there it a question to be asked : that being "Have these people all now opened themselves up to a
multi-billion dollar law-suit ?".
Listen , Mr. President , Sir , please : a whole lot more has been denied than
what mearly has been denied me _
through Oprah's maleficent act of "playjurisum" . What she wanted to do was not only to destroy my
dreams , but , any hope that the Canadian People would ever be put into the position where they would be
allowed to ask that I be permitted to
be their Prime-Minister . Her
intention was to make te more likely
that it would be "she" who would be the first , black-skined leader in North America . Let te be pointed out too , that
had Oprah done the right thing from the
start , there would be no
"case" here . Had she paid
me a few bucks. , allowed me to sit-in on one of her shows , maybe decided to publish a few stories I might
I would have had
to throw my hands up in the air and walk away . Instead , what she did
was like have wanted to write , perhaps
simply send me a Thank-You Card for the "idea" even , a slap in the face , and , since
my dreams are ones of nationhood , it
was a slap in the face to every
Canadian on the face of this planet .
Over time te has been given to me that I should become
aware of "revelations" ,
"prophecies" , the understanding o' time itself , to have been on occasion administered to by Angles
, and , to have witnessed things more wondrous than ever
to have been imagined to exist under
the heavens of this earth - while
knowing "these things" to
be both real and true . I have the
mathematical equation the acient Inca , Myai , Olbec ect
civilazteions used to deturman-the date for the "end of time" ;
a very marketable resorsce were I to sell this information through the use of
the Inter-Net .
I know who is
"The Great Whore Who Rests Atop the Seven ( 7 ) Hills & leads the World Astray" whom
we have waited these two-thousand ( 2000 ) years for the arrival of , and , I will be the first to reveal her presents to this world
as that woman known to the world by the name of OPRAH . And I am here not
only to bring about the fulfillment of "acient Indian prophecy" which predicts
that in the latter-days of this civilazition a member of the tribe would rize from
the depths of obscurity to challenge "empire" and in so doing
be made leader of their nation , bit , I am
here to fulfill even Biblical
prophecy ( King James Version ) which states that : "In this time a person is to come forward who will bow before The Lord
spreading flower-pettels beneath His
feet , because , this world has become too corrupt for it to be
allowed that the soles of His shoes should touch the naked earth" .
Those letters I have & are pit away in a safe place , those letters
that now incriminate The Establishment
itself from Oprah / Rosie to the "Industries" Press & Television ( in both Canada
& The United States ) all the way to our two (2) nations highest offices
of Government , those letters that people have tried to take my life-away because
of , those letters , Sir , are The Flower-Pettels this prophecy
of the people they incriminate , and , one ( I ) other letter I
sent to The Church
speaks of . In fact because
of those letters , or , the importance of them because of Jesus Christ & Latter-Day Saints in-which I
explained the meaning of the propchey made by the acient Indians ( whom are the
authors of The Book of Mormon and who's history this book is ) I have known for meny months what it is to be
"confirmed" as The Prodigy Child of The Mormon Church . The truth be known
"this mission" is mush more important than even that , and ,, in a very true
sense - as I have been told , I very well could be The Prodigy Child of Christianity
itself . That would mean that since this is "a mission" I do in the
service of my , Gad , on the behalf of all mankind , I represent more people than even The Pope .
I know what my responsibility is , because , there is a force
driving me - much greater than anything I know how to control or would wish to .
Not
only does this
mean
that when Jesus returns to this earth if it happens within my life-time , am
I expected to
hand over to Him those letters , or , a copy of the Court-Judgement made because of them ; I have to live my
life today , where with "this thing" I can find some dignity . I have to back-up those letters in-which every one I have deturmand
I would turn "this thing" into the next Prime-Ministership of my nation This Canada
and do so , because , I know before my sprit was allowed to return to this
earth I made an agreement
with The Lord that , yes , I would become P.M. one day , but , the nation I would be
interested with would not be a pile of rubble & rock . I see myself as the
"light" & the "hope" of this world , because "the
mission" I am on is one that should be impossible to complete or even imagining
. However I am
deturmand to complete "this" and prove that those things we sometimes
dare not to even imanigan can come true . Maybe this way more people will apply the same principle
to their own
lives , and , this world may at last find PEACE . And maybe most
important of all , or perhaps it should be , I have to stand before my God one day . He is going to
ask me
if I became Prime-Minister the way I said I wanted to . I can assure you , Sir ,
I am deturmand to
be able to say , YES , all because I was deturmand not to allow that "Great
Whore" to in any way rip me off .
The way I see it , Mr. President , I have but
limited choices here . I can eather find a lawyer _ maybe one whom has an ax to grind , and , take "this thing" to court now , or , I can go On-Line
again , publish the proof along with the names , dates & places . The only risk is I won't have the same control as to what
lawyer will represent me then , and , as this mentioned Prodigy Child it is safe to suggest that in the name
of my , God , I would have to allow The Church to represent me ;
were they only to
ask . Question : Does that not
then mean "this thing" would suddenly be turned into more than my personal
vendetta , but , an actual Religious War ? Even with my vast imagination _ I am not certain I would
know how to tighten the reigns on such a battle , and , more dangerously so I am not certain that I could _nor that I should want to . Indeed , my only feer other
than this is : If I am forced to go back "on-line" again with what is now an
eight-point five ( 8.5 ) billion dollar law-suit hanging in the air , people will be
logging-on to my "site" with such regularity _ trying to get my phone number
& a peice of the action , the Inter-Net just might explode from over-use . For people who think
that I don't have a chance to do "this thing" I have to
say that I think
they are mistaken . When I say "this
thing" of course , I mean
The Prime-Ministership . As for the law-suit - the way I see it , people must have thought I
was eather too stupid to realize I had been riped-off , or because of my present position in life there would be nothing I could do about it
anyway . To that we can see how seriously they were wrong ,
and , as for the Prime-Ministership :
let me just say that it was only after two ( 2 ) weeks from sending Prime-Minister Chretien a letter , that he finally decided to put a date for the time of his departure from
public office ; which would seem to suggest that letter had a
very great deal to do with his
dissuasion and his timing .
One has to almost
ask : how much easier has George Bush Jr. made "this thing"
for me too , because , again it was only after mear weeks of writing to him , that his
people started talking about rolling into Iraq . From where I am standing it would
seem that I have the answer to the question everybody has been asking . WHY Mr.
Bush is only interested in protecting the integrity of the Television Industry
& The Press , so that when he goes to the poles again in 2004 ,
he can better use these institutions -
along with personalities such as , Oprah , to
be certain that he will be
re-elected . You can be certain -
right now. - when people go on The Oprah
Show , much of the reason they are
there is because The Bush Administration decided that they should be . Because
of the dirt they have on Oprah , it
is safe to suggest these people
already have her over the barrel , and
, she has no choice but to do their bidding for them . So , I
don't know why anybody should have such respect for this woman . In spite of
what she might have ment to folks in the past , in the present it would seem
she has sold-out , and , unfortunately it would seem that we might all end up burning in some holocaust
because she has done so
I have come too far now to back sown , and , the
stakes are much higher than when I
started two and one-half ( 2 &
1/2 ) years ago ; both for myself and for those I have been dealing with . It is I and the letters I have written , that are the reason Oprah has to do that stinking , little show of hers another four ( 4 ) years ; in spite of the fact
she own that operation of hers lock , stock
& barrel , and , in spite
of the fact that she once said earlier that she was leaving . The Television Industry and to some degree even
the Press want her there in front
of the cameras at least until The
Statute of Limitations is about to run-out on this thing . It goes without
saying , I am also the reason we will
never hear oprah's namo in place of the Presidency of The United States of America , and , why she will never even sit on The Senate . I am the reason Rosie was asked to leave her ever popular show ,
why she
was made to "come-out" of her secrete closet , and , why
she is having these present problems
with her magazine publishers . If I
really got angry , she could find it difficult to continuo holding those kids
of hors by the hand , and , the courts
just might take them away too .
So toll me , Mr. President , that this war in Iraq is not all about politics . Toll me that our young men & woman are not
about to be sent off to foreign lands to fight for reasons that would be alien to them . Toll me that just because I intend to have the Prime-Ministership of my nation This Canada , such a battle could be right .
Maybe then I could throw my hands into the
air , giving-up . Until this , however , I will toll you
instead , Pandora's Box , has already boon opened . There is no way to stuff the Jenny back into the
battle . These are the cards that have boon dolt , and , they must be played .
As said , I will be commanded to stand before my God ono day , and , when
I do I want Him to know that I was bravo enough , and , wise
enough to use that last card which was remaining in "her box" on
which simply was written the word
HOPE . Nothing more can I expect
through the writing of these letters
, for no other reason could I do so .
At this time , Mr. President , there is a question I would like to ask of
you , and
, I would like you to understand
that I am not trying to steal any of your thunder in doing so . Firstly ,
from my understanding it is in your
Constitution that people have a right
to call for change to governmental policy and of government itself . This
would moan that though there are laws as to "turm limits" now ,
if a body were interested they could call for changes to those "turm
limits" without fooling any
guilt . Question : Could it not be that the reason The Television
Industry is constantly floating
information as to how they would like to give you a position on the "air
waves" has something to do with the fact that this is a question they
would never want asked by the
American People ; since they could
not be certain you would be willing to protect them
quite in the same way as have The Bush Administration ? There
is nothing I would not put past these people , and , I suspect your Monica Lewinsky thing may have been every bit as
mush of a "set-up" as I suspect
this present
Martha Stewart thing is right now . I
suspect in fast that the government is
trying to distract the American People ; making problems for the other Great Billion Dollar Lady , and ,
tying-up the "air-waves" with her
dealings ; since they can't use her services anyway . Indeed , from
where I am sitting , it looks like
the government will use any dirty
trick ; to see that they remain in ,
and , are re-elected into office .
Lastly I would like to point out that I have no real
reason - other than the physical ones to feer eather The Press or The Television
Industry ; since for one ( I )
too meny people know about this situation
now , and besides , I have always boon careful to reserve the opportunity to call on not only The
Inter-Net , but , also the services of Radio Broadcasting Networks .
I know that a greater amount of people than is realized , tune into Radio and get their "news"
from there - every time they get into their cars , and , I
know I am crisimatic enough to utilize these
services to their
max when the time is right .
Of course when I
went to court today , it was interesting to
note that
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The Prodigy Child of Mormon Church
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The Prodigy
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The Next
Prime-Minister of Canada
The Right
Honorable Brannon H Carty
The Reverend Mr.
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all the proceedings
produced was my lawyer being sick (
whom is the fourth (4th) lawyer the Legal-Aid System has forced me to take over this
thing , and , now I have to wait at least another month before I can put any of these
letters into the mail-box . Looks like somebody is trying to buy themselves even
more time , and , I know just how crocked these people are , because
, the prosution sent me to a
druged-up Doctor whom they thought
was going to give me a citificat of insanity when they first agreed to have me
released from jail on these trumped-up charges I am now being asussed of .
I need not say : the Dr. found me with a very healthy mind.&
sined 2 papers saying so
P/S follows next (3) pgs .
P/S. The
final irony to all this
is that : On Dec.
5th , 2002 , I sent another letter
to The Mormon Church
in Salt Lake City_ proving to them
that I already by this time had an
"impeachable offence" against The Bush Administration , and , that
I knew who was the "Great
Whore" Christianity had been awaiting the arrival of all these past two-thousand (2000) years . The next thing we here on C.N.N. is that for the
first (Ist) time in history The
American Government is thinking about giving Federal Funding to The Church ; which proves The Church went back to the President & told him that they knew where was the "smoking-gun" ,
and , were they not to recive "federal
funding" they would have to call
for the Presidents Impeachment . This
means that The Church is guilty of
extortion and the President is guilty of surcomming to extortion . Can there
any longer be any doubt this President needs to be removed ; since he obviously. cannot be trusted if he is suddenly about to give away Americans money
for these reasons of which they are
not yet fully aware of ? Beleave me :
I know where are all the copy-written letters which prove my case .
On the behalf of Humanity everywhere ,
I am asking you now to do your job !!!
Call loud and clear for the removal of this monster ; whom is even now allowing talk of a "nuclear strike" in a
"preemptive attack" to be
decussed over the "air-waves" in America .
Regis Philben from
"Live With Regis & Kelly" once said to me that : "People
should be judged by what they have
done , not by what people think they
should do" so I will now give
you a list of my recent accomplishments .
I / I caused the
creation of Oprah Winfrey's "0 The Oprah Magazine" .
2 / I caused that Oprah stay on that
show of hers another four (4) years .
3 / I denied Oprah a seat in the Senate & made hopes of The White
House impossible 4 / I locked Oprah into a 240 to 280 million dollar law-suit 5 / I caused the
creation of Rosie's "Rosie Magazine" . 6 / I caused Rosie to
leave her popular television show .
7 / I caused Rosie to come-out of her
"secreat closet"on Prime-time national television 8 / I locked Rosie into a 240 to 280 million dollar
law-suit
9 / I caused David Letterman to get
his big raise .
10 / 1 locked the
Television Industry & Press into a four billion dollar law-suit .
P/S II / I caused
that people address my
case on television & in ono news-paper .
12 / I built
a case against the Canadian
Judicial System .
13 / I caused
the Canadian Prime-Minister to say when ho
will leave office
14 / I made
it difficult for anyone other
than I myself to
become the next P.M. of Canada 15 / I
built an Impeachable Offence against The Bush Administration 16 / I set myself up to bring about the
fulfillment of propchey . 17 /1
revealed to The Establishment "The Great Whore" they have awaited
2000 years 18 / I have
"created" Federal Funding first (Ist) time in history for The Church . 19 / I have become
"The Prodigy Child" of both my Religion & Church .
Can there be any
doubt : I deserve the opportunity to have these things
made public ? Can there be any doubt
: I have the opportunity to turn
these things into the next Prime-Ministership
of my nation This Canada ?
Sined: 
The Prodigy Child
of Christianity
PP/S Lot s got serious Mr President : If
you want "this thing" as badly as I do, if you want to be the most powerful man in the world
again , there is no doubt that if anybody I can give it to you , but , there
will have to be a mutual exchange of
energies here .The
encouragement for change reguarding two (2) present-day laws must now be made . Hay listen , The Bush
Administration cowed no failure in bringing a now and disgusting law _ when in
their Homo-Land Security Bill_ they made it almost impossible for the average citizen to take multi-national
courapitions to court . I wonder , what was that all about , because
they would have just boon pondering over
the possibility at the time , of me
pituralary taking the whole Fucking Establishment to court in ono (I) grand , glorious cot :: So : what is wrong under these circumstances , of trying to convince people that perhaps it is now time to call for a chicago reguarding "term limits" on
The American Presidency ( with the
understanding that you would be
running again ) and secondly in this
country , what is to stop the forces that be from calling for changes as to
how The Prime-Minister is elected by
the people ? At the very least ,
I think it is about time people realize this
debate is about to be posted on my
now Inter-Net Site , because ,
it has boon finally
PP/S
"CONFIRMED" to me for
the second (2nd) time
that indeed , I not only have
toe right
to fight for my "reconizition"
as toe next P.M. of this great nation_ This
Canada , but that in fact also I am toe once more & officially
"confirmed" Prodigy Child of even all Christianity ::: I guess toe reason
The Church took so long in getting back to me this time , had more to do
with their trying to first (Ist) extort Federal Funding out of toe
Government , but , apparently that CONFIRMATION had been kicking around their offices in Salt
Lake City eight (8) days after I wrote them ; though it would. be three
(3) weeks more before they sent "it" out . I want you to
beleave this too , Mr. President toe letter that I sent to toe Church , was very much toe
same as this one I send to you . If ever there was a chance for these people to suggest I
was talking sacrilege , blaspheme. or even heresy , this was their chance to make such a proculamation . Instead they
chose to accept me as toe pre-curser to the Second
(2nd) Coming of Jesus Christ Himself and as mush as I might like to shrug it off , in actuality this
is no small thing .
So what do you say Mr. Clinton , because , I think it bares repeating : "Do You Want To Be Toe
Most Powerful Person On Toe Planet Again ?" In toe event that you do , or , even if you might wish this , I want you to know
whom is fighting for you , and , even Whom stands behind me also in your corner t!! There
is no chance Toe Church didn't know what they were doing at toe time . After all , I sined that
letter exactly as I sine this _ with wishes of Good-Luck in fucture proceedings .
Yours From the
Above Mentioned Prodigy Child of Christianity ect
Oh Yea Ay ! If for some reason
you actually don't want toe U.S. Presidency again_ perhaps thinking
toe chalange would be too great , or , for some other simple-minded reason of which I
couldn't even imangian , because , I know had you wanted it at toe time you
could have remained in Toe Presidency way back in 2000 at Toe People's request ,
well , if you really don't want it
, Sir , you could always give consideration to thoughts of representing me - when I
have my day in court ; as long as it is recognized that I do have every intention of calling for toe IMPEACHMENT
of Toe Bush Presidency ???
Thank-You
