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The Desk of Senator Bird Dec. 15 , 2002

United States "Senate" Washington D.C.

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Dear Senator Bird ,

This letter was not originally intended for you , but for the fact that I once saw you on television . I realized on that day that you were a person whom really did hate all this talk of war , and , probably did realize that there was a better way of achieving the same goals this pending battle is ment to . For that reason , in spite of the fact that I have already sent a letter to The Senate , and , expected that letter to be copied so that it could be passed_ around to all members preferably Demarcate members of The Senate , I still chose to take a chance and write personally to you . I am hoping this will not be eather a mistake , or a waste of my time .

Undoubtabuly what is about to be revealed to you here in this letter , is going

to be somewhat unsettling . I wish you to take into consideration however that : If you truly know of someone in the party whom not only wants The Presidency of The United States , and , will be taken seriously by The American People , if you also have no hesitation in calling for the Impeachment of the Bush Presidency the way they did durring the entirety of The Clinton Administration , this letter probably is your best chance of success in such a mission . I warn you now though , meny of your friends and associates will likely suffer demise , are you to use this infor­mation I am going to provide you now . One other thing : I want it to be understood that I intend to not only have the next Prime-Ministership of my nation This Canada , but , that The Establishment Itself has already been put on notice of this fact .

I beleave it is partly because of me , that This War has been started against Iraq_ though this never was my intention , and , it his been for no other reason than to deni me      that The Bush Administration has chosen to take this reckless course of action . None the less_ ever with my GOD behind me , I am just is certain that with the smallest amount of help , I can just as easily capable of stopping "this thing" before it gets out of hand ; that is if this letter is allowed to reach you y before it is too late . Other than starting this war , I of course have done

a lot of things that people are not yet aware of yet . For instance : I am the reason Miss Oprah Winfrey has to do that show of hers for another four (4) years , why she will never be taken seriously as a contender for The U.S. Senate , even why

we will never hear her make the announcement that she intends to RUN for The Presidency of The United States of America . In spite of the fact that Oprah might own that little operation of hers , the Television Industry & The Press _ want her there in front of the cameras ; in the event that a huge law-suit she has caused might make its way to The Courts of our two (2) nations .

I am the reason Rosie OdOneal was asked to leave her popular Television Show , why she was punished by being made to come-out of her "secrete closet" on Prime-Time National Television , and , I imangian even why te is having some of the problems she does now with her publishers . She better hope that I don't really get angry though , because , she may find in the end that it is difficult for her to keep those kids of hers that she loves so much ; since the Courts Dissision might be to take them out of a home where obvious tension and hostilities are being expressed .

I am the reason David Letterman recived his big raise . After "airing" thirty (30) minutes of material (Dec. 28th , 2002) on his old "Oprah Log" segument . based on a letter that I had sent to him , he then took a copy of the original "Oprah Letter" up to the big Studio Bosses , and , letting them know where she & Rosie got their idea

for their magazines__ he then made his demands for more money . Obviously the condition was that he keep his mouth shut about what he knew                 from then on ; a clear act of "racketeering" if you ask me .

I am even the reason my own Prime-Minister , The Right Honorable Jean Chretien , finally put a date for his expected departure from Public office , and , why The Honorable Paul Martin Jr., as well a- others in the Canadian Government _may one (I) day find it difficult for our nation to take them seriously as contenders for the pending Prime-Ministership . These people know these two (2) girls started-up their magazines under only what could be described as shaddy , immoral , unethical buisness pratices_ unless "playjurisum" lying , cheating & stealing are to be the new order of the day . The Government still collect "taxes" on these magazines though don't they .

Worse , they know that I hive proof that what I say here is true ; yet nothing his ever peen done in my favor . I hid after all originally only peen asking for what was my "rightful reconizition" for the creation of these two (2) magazines , and , there were meny ways in which both of these girls could hive done that perhaps even in secrete ; hid that peen their wish .

In spite of the fact , or , more to the point_ I beleave , because of the fact that I hive done these things , and , others which are too numerous to mention here , my life his not peen recently one (I) pig bowl of sweet-smelling roses since . In an attempt to deni me my "rightful reconizition" my Government _ in compliance with The Bush Administration , I an certain first decided to shut-down my WWW PAGE y so that they could prevent me from publishing ill the letters I hive written to The Establi­shment over this situitition . They would even. go is fir as to close-down the entire school - where once I hid easy computer excess & people to help me desine my Page . Not only were my "rights" to Freedom of Speech denied here , put , everybody else whom hid paied membership in this school was also being punished for reasons they could never understand .

As though that were not enough and I didn't realize what was going on here , somebody would next roll an old vin up-beside my rooms ; with every intention I know , of returning one (I) day with a pomp & plowing both myself and my case the SHIT-UP ! The fact that my neighbours house is in such close proximity to that of my own , that they too would hive peen injured or worse , seemed not to matter to these people . In spite of the fact that my neighbours hive a small child , these people were all too deturmand to keep "this thing" e secrete from the public for as long es they could , and , they didn't care what depths of depravity they hid to sink in an attempt to do that either .

Perhaps beleaving I didn't already have enough problems on my plate , I would next find that I am propapuly being "framed" for a criminal offence . I am hoping that it is all some strange kind of couinidiance , put , none the less I em being charged with threatening some girl that I hive never seen before with a knife ; for petting my dog of all things . It could be that she is just some jealous neighbour whom dosn't like to see the "Black Boy" down the street enjoy the simple things in life

we are all entitled to , bet , under the circumstances can I be certain?? None the less , this does not excess the fact that when I was released from prison three (3) days later & instructed to visit a Doctor chosen by The Court , this Doctor was in worse condition than any of his patients ; hoped-up on dregs of who knows what kind . It was quite obvious to me that this Doctor James Farqehar let The Douglas Hospital here in Verden , is being used by the State to provide them with the papers they require ; when they wish to be certain to win a piticelar case , or , prevent it from going forward . None the less , I went to this Doctor within twelve (12) hours of my being released from three (3) days of incarceration , lend , saying nothing about these things I tell you now he didn't feel confidant in suggesting I might be suffering from "visions of grandeure" that I was given a clean Bill of Mental Health . The Case however still has been seucessfeully held-up in court , and , it will be all of five (5) months before I am even allowed to make my Plea before The Bench .

As if to add insult to injury however , though I was arrested with four-hundred , twenty-one dollars & twenty-two cents ($421.22) in my pockets , upon my release none of this money has yet to be returned to me . I was not even given a bus-ticket , and , had to make my way home ten (10) miles without hopes of public transportation . How I was able to make it to the Doctors office within the Twelve (12) hours I did almost is beyond me , and , though I could have waited a fell two (2) weeks before undertaking this mission , I suggest there are powers much greater than those opposing me_ that are guiding me . Naturally it was important to me that I prove my sanity immediately upon my release ; since in spite of the stress I was obviously under at the time , I was still able to do so , lend , this in the end can only look good for me .

Without a doubt what these people have done , is turn what was once a four point five (4.5) billion dollar law-suit , into one (1) that now totals some eight point five (8.5) billion dollar legal-action . Where once it was only Oprah , Rosie , The Television Industry & Press in both Canada & The United States whom were about to be challenged , now consideration has to be given to our two (2) nations Governments , The Canadian Judicial System lend even the Inter-Net Server who agreed to do the Governments bidding for them . This is why Mr. George Bet Jr. decided to add that "bit" into his Home-Land Security Bill which makes it possibly more difficult for people such as myself to sue in these huge law-suits . None the less , I am a true Canadian , Mr. Bush , and , since it t my contention that in respect to the fact that it was well known to both of these girls I had intentions for The Prime-Ministership of my nation_ This Canada , in denying me my "rightful reconizition" every living Canadian on the face of the planet has been riped-off , so , I don't think that part of The President's Bill t going to work here , and , when The Canadian People find out just what these people have been up to they are going to be so outraged in the end that I will never have to RUN for office but , instead be carried into the position ; possibly with all of eighty-five precent (85%) of the nationally cast vote_ to support me . From where I am sitting , it would seem that This Bit Administration is trying to cover their ass no matter what measure , bit , now that their nakedness has been

exposed    I say that it t both an ugly sight one (I) that stinks a plenty . It is quite obvious that here_ in another nation , is "the smoking gin" that you people have been for so long looking for .

Anyway , I have seen things more wondrous than ever to have been imagined to exist under the Heavens of this earth , and , know them to be true . I know what was the "mathematical equation" my acient Indian ancestors used to determine the date for "the end of time" ; a very marketable resource were I to sell this information on the Inter-Net , and , I wouldn't have to give the actual date itself , say for about five

(5) years before the main event ; plenty of time for me to find the money I need to

take these people to court     were I willing to wait that long , or , were it not for the fact that The Statute of Limitations would have run-out by then . I have been administered to by angels and it has come to me to realize that since an acient propchey predicts that :"In The Latter-Days of this Civilazition a Member of the Acient Tribe Would Rize from the Depths of obscurity to Challenge "Empire" and in so Doing this Person Would be Made Leader of Their Nation" I have to be this person being spoken of , and , just as undoubtabuly this is the "challenge" I am ment to meet . Since these Acient Indian People are also the authors of The Book of Mormon , and ,not all their teachings were left on their temples of stone _ to later be transulated , it has also been revealed to me that I am even The Prodigy Child of The Mormon Church , and , this fact has been "confirmed" to me for anyone whom might have any doubts .

 

More importantly , I em even mentioned in The Holy Bible , King James Version . It turns out that it is I whom will : "Bow Before THE LORD Spreading Flower-Pettels

Beneath HIS FEET , because , This World Has Become Too Corrupt for it to be Allowed

the Soles of HIS SHOES Should Touch the Naked Earth." Let us not be mistaken . Those letters that I have copy/written , sined , dated , seeled & pert away in e safe place where they await to be revealed in Open-Court , those letters that people have tried to take both my liberty & my life away because of , those letters that now incriminate the entire Establishment Itself from Oprah / Rosie , to The Television Industry & Press in our two (2) nations      ell the way up to the office of my own Prime-Minister & the office of the most powerful man on the planet namely The Bush Administration , those same letters are the "flower-pettels" this propchey speaks of . So as it turns out , when Jesus does return to this earth in North America et least , I should be the first person in which HE has interest in meeting . Personally , I see no better place to hand over to HIM eather those letters , or , the Court-Dissions made because of them then es the Rightful Occupant of The Prime-Ministership of my nation This Canada .

Much es I might have preferred it to be otherwise , this recent talk of e Religious War is right . Worst than that : It would appear that our good , trusting , young men & boys in uniform - are about to be sent off to foreign lends to fight for reasons that would be alien to them . This War very much is about to be fought for

"political reasons" contrary to whet Hillary Clinton might once have thought . In en attempt to see that there is et least no blood on my hands , ell should know that I intend to do anything & everything to prevent "this battle" from being fought for the wrong reasons .

You will have to ask yourself now , who is being protected here . The fact is that oprah too is mentioned in The Holy Bible ; though I would not wish to be her however , because , I went you to thank about this . As the most affluent , influential un-married women (et least for the time) in all the world , this makes her "The Greet Whore Who Rests Atop the Seven (7) Hills & Leeds the World Astray." Those seven (7) hills te sits atop     are not the seven (7) hills of Rome & this has nothing to do with The Catholic Church ; in spite of ell the problems they ere having at this time . Those seven (7) hills are the seven (7) continents of the earth , end , it is with nothing other than that silly , little show of hers , where with her life-style and her words - she promotes such causes as Open-Homosexuality , Gay-Rights , Same-Sex Marriage , Marriage out-of Wed-Lock , why even the beleave that we are all GODS within our own right that she has been allowed to deceive the world for all of these past seventeen (17) long , suffering , painful years . This woman I am afraid is an unholy abomination to both GOD & man-kind alike , and , I don't intend to be marched-up to eather The Gates of Armageddon or The Gates of Hell to protect her or because of her .

This is no longer about my intentions or determination to have the next posting as The Prime-Minister of this nation This Canada . This is now about my saving my immortal soul , and , that is a buisness I take very seriously . So as I have said If you know somebody whom can be trusted with the position and wants the Presidency of The United States of America , I beleave I can assure them victory here . As for friends however , perhaps there is no such thing when it comes to politics , and , if these are your friends perhaps this was all just a great waste of time . I am hoping however , Good Sir , that you may take-up "this mission" and , that in the end we may all through GODS GOOD GRACE be saved .

Sined

The Prodigy Child of The Mormon Church

The Right Honorable Brannon Harold Carty (Thomas)

The Next Prime-Minister of All The Canadians

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