To: The Desk of "Senator" Ted Kennedy

To: The Desk of "Senator" Ted Kennedy Street Verdun Quebec

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The United States "Senate" tel. 514

Washington D.C. e-mail:[email protected]

20510 WWW.theMinisterofCool.kicks-ass.ne

Date : Oct. Ist 2002 Mailed: Jan. 7th / 2003

Dear Senator Kennedy

If you look back to Aug. Ist / 2002 , you will find that I sent a letter this

day to the U.S. Senate . Admittedly that letter was largely about how I had re-invented Oprah / Rosie , and , how they had stolen the idea from me for their two (2) magazines . I also mentioned how because of that and developments since , or , how over the past two (2) odd years both the television industry & press in Canada & the United States , could now consider themselves locked into what was then at the time a four point five (4.5) billion dollar law-suit ; along with these two (2) girls . The suit

I am afraid has since increased by an additional three (3) billion dollars , for reasons you will understand later within these pages . Anyway , I also mentioned that I had sent a letter to the Presidency ( Bush Administration ) dated Apr. 29th / 2002 , and , that they knew of everything I was telling the Senate at that time . I pointed out that I had also mentioned to the Presidency a "peace plan" desined for the Middle East , and , that in spite of all this - I had never heard one word in response from anybody ; not realizing at the time that she Senate would provide me with the same reaction : no response . Maybe people wanted to convince themselves that I was crazy , because , I also mentioned that over the course of the past twenty-five (25) years , I had experienced no less than six (6) U.F.O. Sightings ; though I did this mostly for it to be understood that I had both an open mind and open eyes . Though I told you "my mission" the moral / ethical right to launch it - had been "confirmed" by the Mormon Church , I might have failed to say that I too had been CONFIRMED by this same institution ; as none other than The Prodigy Child of this church . The truth be known anyway , I am not mearly the Prodigy Child of the Mormon Church , bit , this mission and the importance of it actually makes me the Prodigy Child of Christianity itself ; since I can single-handedly prove this pending war with Iraq is about to be engaged in far political reasons , as much as it is far anything

else True , -this may not be the only reason , and , it may bare need be repeated , but , I think there is no question these people are interested in protecting the reputation of the television industry and press - so that they can once mare use these same institutions when they want to be re-elected into office .

What this means in effect , and , haw it makes me the Prodigy Child _-which simply means "mast wondrous one" is that next to Jesus Christ Himself - wham we will all agree has not yet returned to this earth , it would be difficult to find anyone other than I - wham could , again , single-handedly call far the impeachment of the Bush Presidency , and , the removal of his cabinet from office ; so seriously can I prove the corruption of this present institution - of which I intend to do so in a moment . Far now I would like it to be understood that as far as I am concerned and , it should be the concern of everybody also while I know it has been understood by anyone I at least have spoken to about it : at the end of the day , I have mare power than even the Pope ; since as this , Prodigy Child , I don't mearly represent ( Catholicism ) or ( the Catholic Church) I represent every living Child of Christianity an this planet ; and that - be they an actual member of the formally institutionalized establishment or be they not .

I might not have utilized my power to its maximum potential -_ yet , and , only taken it out for a trial-run . Perhaps that's partly because I realize that politics largely is about timing , not a reason far folks to beleave I don't know haw to do "this thing" or that I am not about to turn "it" into the next PrimeMinistership of my Country _ This Canada . I want you to beleave me about this too , Sir , I know haw powerful is the written-ward - when it is based in truth and fact . I not only caused the creation of two (2) major magazines , and , what was then a four-point five (4.5) billion dollar law-suit _with nothing mare than the writtenward , but , we will see that even ^thislaw-suit has practically doubled in size aver the past few months , and again , has been created with nothing mare than my written ward and the unfortunate actions others have committed themselves to because of it . The funny thing is : I wouldn't say that I am all that a prolific writer even ,, and , apparently there is reason far same to hope I don't have to be eather , because , with every letter I am forced to write in my quest for "rightful reconizition" and because of the importance of the people I write to - es well es the importance of the things I might have to say , it is safe to suggest that in a very reel sense HELL is. both to be paid and is being paid also - even et this early date .

Whet did you expect if it was not I end letters I have written _ which ere end em responsible for the fact that , Oprah , has to do that silly little tow of hers for another four (4) years ? Was it not because of other letters I wrote , that the industry: wants that women in front of the cameras durring this period , or , until the Statute of Limitations is about to run out ; et which point there would be no chance of my suing anybody in ad court of law ? Who thinks I em not the reason , Rosie , was asked to leave her popular program , end , come out of her sestet "closet" on prime-time , national television ? Whet chance is there that it is not I end letters I have written , which ere now responsiple for the fact that my own Prime-Minister has finally agreed to put ad date for his intended departure from the services of government ? Am I not also the reason the Honorable Paul Martin Jr. who for too long has been cringing behind the P.M. , pleading to be made the next Prime-Minister of this country my Canada , am I not the reason he will be disgraced in the eyes of my fellow citizens being ad former "econimey minister" while knowing under what circumstances these two (2: magazines were created for these j American girls , ads one of his own Canadians were abused end mistreated by these people at the same time ; maybe even by his very own

office for which we the Canadian People pay for by the way ?

Were I to continue I would have to tell you : it is the Bush Administration , in compliance with my own government , I blame for the tutting-down of my WWW Page , theministerofcool. kicks-ads s. net ; where-by my "freedom of speech" rights have been denied while et the same time perhaps both governments - along with the Inter-Net "server" have left themselves venerable to additional multi-million , perhaps multibillion dollar legal-suits . There is no question it is these same people whom ere responciple for cramming en old van in the car-port up beside my kitchen / bed-room ariea of my apartment ; intending to come beck with e bomb one night end blowing me the tit away ! I think the worst thing about the whole , dirty little situetition is : the fact that these people felt it necessary to even tut-down the very school where once I was a member and had easy computer access ; while at the same time

denying ill the other members their right to use the computers also . Oh sure some story has been cooked-up between the staff that used to work at the place . Something about : how they cannot afford to pay the rent & how they art looking for another place to rent . I am not stupid though , and _.I know whit is going on

This is not what I wanted to write to you about though -_ mainly , but , I deturmand these facts were important for you to know about anyway ; sort of in a way that you might be helped to understand the situation from my personal perspective . I even wanted you to understand that it is perhaps because of this letter more than in any other endeavor - in that it would be theoretically possible for you to call for the impeachment of the present President and the removal from office of his cabinet that in this way you could once more hive your name , Senator Kennedy , Mr. Kennedy , Sir , added to the next Electoral Ballot again , and perhaps this time _-with the weight of this huge law-suit I hive behind me , combined with your "compliance" to help me see the guilty prosecuted , because , of the moral / ethical implications you might actually win . Or I could just decide to write a letter to President Clinton

instead (ha ha) . Tell me please in ill the screew-up investigations the "secrete service" tyied-up the Clinton Adminstrition with - while they tried to locate the position of his penis on any given day , as , multi-billion dollar couriptions

ran rough-shot over the people only so the man (Bush) could go down and steal the election in Florida anyway , how difficult - I am asking_` should it be for you people to now hive the man kicked out of office . It seems to me most of the work has been already done for you , and , then comes along a capable character such as myself

exi^stance denies Oprah , the Oval Office or even a seat on the Senate ? Can I not even prove whom is abul to priticaly hand-over to you its Presidentcy ; as easily as very

that this, war wt art about to fight in Iraq , is all about the President trying to protect the integrity of the television industry & press , and , in other words it is very much. for "political reasons" our young girls and boys art about to be sent off to die . Why if the journey I hive been forced to undertake has taught

me anything over the past two and one half (2 & 1/2 ) years other than the fact that

had I known what "it" was all about from the beginning , perhaps I would have been smart enough to have been also wise enough not to undertake "it ( ha ha ) as I fight and scratch for the slightest amount of "reconizition" these people could feel indebted to afford me in a more generous , moralistic , ethical minded world , it t not to

be surprised - so degraded are the standards of the Establishment - if history might prove the succession of Clinton & ht Tramps wasn't all some kind of set-up right from the very beginning . I mean as far as I am concerned - if you don't want it , and if you are still unprepared to fight for it when I give it to you in your hands , Mr. Senator , Bill Clinton could serve my pourpopous just as well were he to once more , and , this time almost mericaliously become President of the United States . I mean : people would understand that this happened partly and perhaps even largely because of forces out-side of what they are normally accustomed to . I E : enter the ( Proidgy Child ) .

Anyway , I will now tell you exactly as to who I am , how I have become to be this person , and , what that means . I will even tell you as to who Oprah is , and , that we are both mentioned in the Holy Bible ; though she quite definitely t one of the wicked - where as I practically am looked upon in a more God-Like quality through the eyes of simple men . How this information has come to me , does not matter at

this time ; though I will admit I know things more miraculous than this . For instance , I know what was the mathematical equation my acient people used to determine the date for the end of time ; which arrives one( I.) day earlier than I am prepared to fight this battle if necessary . As it turns out , Oprah , t the one known in The Book of Revelation as : "The Great Whore" who rests atop the seven hills and leads the world astray . Think about it : she t the wealthiest , most influential , un-married woman in all the world . Those seven ( 7 ) hills are not the seven ( 7 ) hills of Rome , and , this has nothing to do with the Catholic Church . This passage in "Revelation" is about one ( I ) person , and , those seven ( 7 ) hills are the world , the seven ( 7 ) continents of the earth . As for her leading the world astray , that t exactly what she has done on that silly little show of hers - where she promotes things like open-homosexuality , gay-rights , same-sex marriage , marriage out of wed-lock , the beleave that we are all living , breathing Gods in our own right ect , ect , ect. Let's face it too . This women doesn't necessarily beleave in these things , or , feel that they are right . She conducts herself in this manner for reasons of selfpremotion , more than for anything else , and , I know from personal experience she doesn't care who she rips-off any more than she worries about who is hurt _ in her all encompassing quest for fame , greatness & glory .

As for myself _,wanting it be known I am not bragging , but , could do it

no better way (i.e.) practicing my trade , writing ) it turns out I em the one mentioned is : " He who bows before The Lord spreading flower-pettels beneath His feet , because the world has become too corrupt for it to be allowed the naked soles of His shoes should touch the ground ."Let us make no mistake about it , eather , Sir . Those letters I have written , hold , have put in a safe place : those letters that people have tried to bomb my house for _-perhaps foolishly thinking such would do the trick , those letters are the "flower-pettels" themselves ; since in fact "they" actually incriminate the entire Establishment from Oprah , to the Television Industry & Press

in not one ( I ) country _ but - yours end mine alike , from My own Prime -Ministership ill the way to the higest power of the face of the planet ( the Presidency of the United States of America ) and not to forget a whole sluew of little minions between end along the way . So my question is now understanding who it is that I em , end , what I see for myself in history , my question is : " How seriously are you

prepared to fight for your own conscious It could be that by the time this letter reaches you , George Bush may have backed down somewhat . I don't think anybody can count on that however , and , besides that , he knows under what circumstances these two (2) magazines were created _ just as everybody else of any importance does . He is guilty of exactly the same thing as the Catholic Church is being accused of which is , being aware of e crime while doing nothing about it . However in his case , we can't omit the fact that in in attempt to keep this thing covered-up , meny inipropiat "campaign contributions" have probably been accepted . And anyway , we all know how the man took office . Do you really think that there are a lot of people around the world , who seriously beleave he should be allowed to remain in office , and , that as long is he does this isn't a bad reflection is to what people think when regarding the morels of The United States of America end perhaps Americans .

You do of course realize , Senator Kennedy , that Little George Bush Jr.

might hold the keys to the Gates of Armageddon and be prepared to swing those gates wide open , those letters I hold are not only the flower-pettels I earlier mentioned ; they are even the keys to the gates of HELL itself since if I am finally forced to make them public , I wouldn't want to be the people mentioned inside - for the damage such action may do to their reputations / careers ,-not.to mention their pocket-books . Those letters , they prove this war the Bush Administration is trying to engulf us in is all about the protection of reputation , and , there is no depths they will not sink to in an attempt to attain it . These letters prove the Establishment has peen bought-off , has sold-out , and , is now willing to be led up to "those Gates" , even

will boldly march right through them except for one ( I ) sain man . To protect the guilt of their two ( 2 ) Queens , the Establishment has allowed it that the acient propchey of my people should be fulfilled - when tribes of the first

American Indians said and , are the authors of the Book of Mormon since this book is the history of these first people , that , "In the latter-days of this civilazition a member of their blood-line would rize from the depths of obscurity to challenge "empire" and , through this act they would be made leader of their nation " . From my perspective , though there can be no doubt I can stick-it-to the two ( 2 ) North American Governments , the "empire" this prophecy has to be talking about can be none other than the (television industry & press) of our two ( 2 ) nations ,

and , just for good-measure I should be having those two ( 2 ) Queens heads throwen-up on the same pile .

We have now marched up to the brink . I think it is time we take a good ,

hard , long look , at what is on the other side . As for me , I see only pending disgrace , misstrust , combined with eventual death and destruction as this thing Bush has going on develops . I know however that before I agreed to have my sprit returned to this earth , I not only made an arrangement with The Lord that I would one day become Prime-Minister of Canada , put , that I wouldn't be bbecoming the Prime-Minister over a pile of rubbel and rock . Though my Prime-Ministership because of the facts I know to be true is now slightly more than immanent , to permit this thing to continuo any further _ would , I beleave , commit me to nothing more than that pile of rubble end rock . That is still end always will be unacceptable to me , end , es I do presently with this letter , for es long es I have breath in me I will fight to see that such o date never does arrive . If this battle however needs be turned into o religious one _ where I have to step-up to the podium es The Prodigy Child of Christianity , it will be because people such as yourself have denied me , denied your people , end , even denied your God ; that whet will happen to your souls in the end I care not to deuces . There is no doubt we have opened Pandorias Box . Let us not forget whet was the lost thing remaining in that box was HOPE , and , start utilizing it to our best advantage . I em not here to tell you how to do your job , but , if I were you I would do your job , end , realize it is not to allow this world to be blindly led like sheep to the slaughter . This war _ if it is allowed to come , is going to be fought for political reasons . To save the George Bush Presidency , the reputation of this "greet whore" , end , the industries , so that the President

about to fight in foreign lends for reasons that would appear alien to them .

Of course these people shut my WWW Page down . Considering the lie they ore trying to can use those industries for political pratices , our young men end woman ore protect , they would have been fools not to have done so . I would like to beleave however that they still wore fools ; to think that in the end such action was going really to make o difference . They might have bought themselves o little bit of time . Unfortuontly they have been using that time , only to bettor bring about their destruction , because , not only do I know where ell the skeletons ore , I do know how to reveal them in the end end do beleave myself about to do so . Regis Philbum once said to me "LIVE" two end o half years ago when this thing ell started , that "People should be judged by whet they have done , not by whet people think they should do ." If anybody had told me then that I would have to fight this long for the smell bit of "reconizition" that rightfully should be mine and , that those same people would commit themselves to such wickedness simply in on attempt to deni me , I would have said that they were crazy . Nobody will be able to say however that I didn't do exactly es I was forced to , that it wasn't the right thing , or , that I didn't do these things more out of on interest for this world. than for myself . Where this road leads me now , or , whet I will do next - I will keep to myself. It won't do anybody any good however to think after all this time , after getting this far - I am about to give up . It won't do them any good to think I don't know exactly whet I am doing eather ; any more than to beleave I don't know whet is my next move . It would seem too that I em about to make my play , because , were I to do nothing with whet "this situation" has caused , ect as though it didn't matter , or , beleave there was nothing I could do because the powers I deal with are too strong , my soul would burn en Hell forever . I wish to beleave however that instead , this is the reward my enemies will earn for themselves , and , that I personally will send them there . It has always been a rule that You don't FUCK with Buck . I have come to realize however that this actually is a cardinal rule , end , am deturmand to see that it

remain adhered to .

Enclosed is a copy of the original letter I mailed to the Senate . I hoped it might help you find your conscious ; while at the same time assuring you , I et least have found mine .

The Prodigy Child of Christianity

The Next Prime-Minister of Canada

The Right Honorable Brannon Harold Carty (Thomas)

The Reverend Mr. Thomas

Seven (7) pgs of original copy letter sent to "SENATE" Aug. Ist , 2002 mailed with this letter

Pages also included( 2 pgs of Events List )

P/S The final irony to all this is that : On Dec. 5th , 2002 , I sent another letter

to The Mormon Church in Salt Lake City proving to them that I already by this time had an "impeachable offence" against The Bush Administration , and , that I knew who was the "Great Whore" Christianity had been awaiting the arrival of all these past two-thousand (2000) years . The next thing we here on C.N.N. is that for the first (Ist) time in history The American Government is thinking about giving Federal Funding to The Church ; which proves The Church went back to the President & told him that they knew where was the "smoking-gun" , and , were they not to recive "federal funding" they would have to call for the Presidents Impeachment . This means that The Church is guilty of extortion and the President is guilty of scrumming to extortion . Can there any longer be any doubt this President needs to be removed ; since he obviously cannot be trusted if he is suddenly about to give away Americans money_ for these reasons of which they are not yet fully. aware of ? Beleave me : I know where are all the copy-written letters which prove my case . On the behalf of Humanity everywhere , I am asking you now to do your job ::: Call loud and clear for the removal of this monster ; whom is even now allowing talk of a "nuclear strike" in a "preemptive attack" to be deccssed over the "air-waves" in America .

Regis Philben from "Live With Regis & Kelly" once said to me that : "People should be judged by what they have done , not by what people think they should do" so I will now give you a list of my recent accomplishments .

I / I caused the creation of Oprah Winfrey's "0 The Oprah Magazine" .

2 / I caused that Oprah stay on that show of hers another four (4) years .

3 / I denied Oprah a seat in the Senate & made hopes of The White House impossabul . 4 / I locked Oprah into a 240 to 280 million dollar law-suit 5 / I caused the creation of Rosie's "Rosie Magazine" . 6 / I caused Rosie to leave her popular television show .

7 / I caused Rosie to come-out of her "secrete closet"on Prime-time national television 8 / I locked Rosie into a 240 to 280 million dollar law-suit 9 / I caused David Letterman to get his big raise .

10 / 1 locked the Television Industry & Press into a four billion dollar law-suit .

PPS II P I caused that people address my case on television & in one news-paper .

12 P I built a case against the Canadian Judicial System .

13 P I caused the Canadian Prime-Minister to say when he will leave office

14 P I made it difficult for anyone other than I myself to become the next P.M.. of 15 P I built an Impeachable Offence against The Bush Administration 16 P I set myself up to bring about the fulfillment of propchey . 17 P1 revealed to The Establishment "The Great Whore" they have awaited 2000 years 18 P I have "created" Federal Funding first (Itt) time in history for The Church . 19 P I have become "The Prodigy Child" of both my Religion & Church .